ISO fellow familiar with Deadites, flesh possession, or demonic entities. Able to double wield chainsaw and sawed-off shot gun a plus, but proficiency with all types of weapons, traditional and improvised a must. Occasional Lovecraftian madness not an issue. We do not require a familiarity with ancient languages, but desperately need someone with good instincts when chanting/reciting/translating is heard. Will consider those with a background in time travel, but must be in step with modern times when the position is filled.
We are desperate to interview. Please contact us at your earliest convenience. Faster is better, since the person who used to be Mary from accounting has turned.